minorthird

so…I’ve noticed that every couple of weeks I fall into the same bathroom schedule as someone else in the company. We’re usually on the same schedule for 3 out of the 5 days.

this week I’ve drawn the short straw and have had my planets align with “the rookie”. This guy is wicked proud of himself everytime he steps up to the urinal; you know, look-ma-no-hands, shoulders back, hair blowing in the wind (where the hell is the wind coming from!?). At least 4 times a day for the last 3 days I’ve had to endure the ultimate in pissing contests.

I wish this was the only problem.

I think he’s scared of the porcelain. He stands like 6 inches outside of the urinal guards.

Come on! Step up to the plate! Get in the batter’s box! At least one hand on the bat at all times!!!

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