it's been a while since I cleaned out my spammed-up inbox...

From: Sandy Gifford (aaddfhwv@hotmail.com)
To: ME
Subject: Stron.ger org.asms

Thanks for thinking about me Sandy, but if those stronger orgasms are going to make me all tired and shit, and force me to pause during words like "stronger" no thanks.

And...are they really talking about this shit on all of those places? Maybe if they're talking about scams, but if it's legitimate, and this what they spend their time talking about then it's no wonder why I don't watch them...

From: Raphael Pacheco (GJOVM@videotron.ca)
To: ME
Subject: it's bteter to tarvel hpofeluly than to arrive

Well...I think it's better to get a fucking dictionary, you tool! Are the words "better" "travel" and "hopefully" common spam-fliter trigger words? This guy will be lucky to get anywhere...

From: Katina Hooker (dsheewfdu@rima-tde.net)
To: ME
Subject: Fwd: Any Pills U Want. V1Agr@.X@nax.Vali;u;m.V^|cod|n.UEBMPFLK
Body: "If any one hire oxen, and kill them by bad treatment or blows, he shall compensate the owner, oxen for oxen. "

Any pills I want? Give me the pills that made you think you were typing real words in that subject line! And what's with the Hammurabi-jibba-jabba? I thought this was a drug deal, and now you're talking oxen? I ain't got no magic beans, kid...go away, you bother me...

From: jbmchur@canada.com
To: ME
Subject: gassy

Gassy? This email must have been intended for Buddha's inbox...

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To: ME
Subject: Re: cationic funk
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I love me some spam. I don't ever open them up, but I do often marvel at the subject lines. My favorite today was "edelweiss". That's it, just edelweiss. What in god's name could they be selling?? And now I've got that damn song in my head.

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