the damned State of the Union is just starting and I'm already pissed!

wipe the stupid fucking grin off your face, W. Yes, they are clapping for you...it doesn't mean that they like you...they get paid to suck farts out of your ass.

and the standing and the sitting and the standing and the clapping. The speech is supposed to be 50 minutes long...plus two days of clapping and the whole Easter Sunday stand-sit-kneel.

Why are you applauding that we are screening U.S. citizens -- I mean, profiling free citizens -- at airports.

9:15 -- first illusion to 9/11...I bet he was trying to time it for 9:11. dick

"over two years without an attack on American soil" Wow! Two whole years!?! He makes it sound like we were under constant attack for the last 100 years. Shit! Break out the champagne!

"key provisions of the Patriot Act will expire next year" -- Now that's something to clap for!!!

If we're going to bring the terrorist to justice "one by one" isn't that going to take a long fucking time?

Hey...people of Iraq: W says you are free. Free to be Americans. Assume the position.

"the once all-powerful ruler of Iraq was found in" my hole. Shiiit...Adnan Pachachi is in the First Lady's box, Saddam was in your hole. You are some kinky bastards!

Joanie loves Pachachi.

"the work of rebuilding Iraq is hard." What the fuck do you know from hard? You've never done a days worth of work in your life! "And it is right." Says who? Your dad?

"they have taken the hardest doody." Doody doody doody!

Is Ted Kennedy shaking his head "no" or are those just delerium tremors?

Did they just clap because he got the country names right?

Must. Turn. It. Off.

Did you see the part where he talked about our soldiers and then they showed the three members of our military with quite bored looks on their faces? I couldn't help but laugh.

Poor Ted Kennedy - I think he wanted to throttle Bush. Now THAT would have been worth watching!

Thanks for the update. I didn't...get to(?) watch the SoTU. It sounds pretty much like it thought it would.

Oh this makes me pee my pants....you and Erika are my kind of people :)

I'm telling you, reading the transcript [instead of watching] kept me from punching things. Although I hear I missed some booing. Classic!

if I didn't have stuff to do at work today, I would be reading the transcript and making inline comments...maybe I'll download it and do that on the train ride home

"Is Ted Kennedy shaking his head "no" or are those just delerium tremors?" - Glad to know I wasn't the only one who noticed that...loved the little eye roll he did, too!

Ah, but did he really get the country names right? I was under the impression that Italy was a 3 syllable word. Unless It-ly is a new country I haven't heard about.

The stupidity of our president amazes me. Now I must go weep.

Bush is awesome. Democrats suck. You dumb fucks are the ones who are going to elect the next idiot straight into presidency and then our country really will turn to shit. Face it, Bush is the one president who wasn't afraid to stand up for his beliefs. Going to war with Iraq was the smartest thing he's done. Grow some fucking brains you loser dipshits. I'd go on forever but you sodomizing flamers will never open your minds to the possibility that maybe your psychiatrist was wrong about you always being right.

now, now, now Jen...don't make me send you back to the kids table.

grow the set you act like you have and sit down and let the grown ups talk...

Humorous. Really. I couldn't stop laughing when I pictured a monkey named Jason just sporadically slamming a mess of shit on the keyboard. Believe me, my "set" may be small, but at least I'm not afraid to go against the grain instead of being the dipshit who sits there reading what the majority of people say and responding with "uh huh oh yeah definitely i agree cuz i dont know what the fuck any of you just said but since everyone seems to think the same, why the hell shouldn't i?"

go against the grain? what have you done that's so against the grain? hate democrats? there are a million bloggers out there doing that!

if you want to have a conversation about this, fine. If you want to swear, spout off homophobic slurs, or just reduce this to a schoolyard pissing contest, take it back to your own blog...

Don't worry hes not gettin my vote I think Clinton did a better job atleast we wern't ever bombed when he was Pres.
Ker

I'm so glad I missed this whole thing. The one time I'm happy to be in meetings. What a laughingstock.

I googled the web for "the hardest doody" to see if I wasn't the only one laughed at that semi- faux pas by our "president." I stand up for the fact that one can be committed to a political stance and still laugh when someone says "the hardest duty." hahahahahaha! Duty...

greg costello

PS: Jen is hilarious. Keep her on as comic relief.